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  1. DainMK

    Ha. I mean, I'll join you sure, I'd like to check out Georgetown, but my point still stands. Ha.

    Ha. I mean, I'll join you sure, I'd like to check out Georgetown, but my point still stands. Ha.
  2. DainMK

    PeachMasters Farewell.

    This can't be happening?.. What's the point of having an Apple King with no PeachMaster?! You're leaving me with the bloody potato person, if he still exists! You'd think I'd be happy because the war is won and finally people will be safe from your legendary terrors, but I feel a distinct loss...
  3. DainMK

    Droge Worst Signing Out

    Thank you for all the help Droge, you've done the community a good service in your time here. You will be missed! P.S. I hope your server fails terribly and you are forced to come back here where you belong...
  4. DainMK

    Congratulations Betty! Now I look forward to Monday evenings that little bit more

    Congratulations Betty! Now I look forward to Monday evenings that little bit more
  5. DainMK

    To be honest I don't think this really is his birthday, and that everyone has fallen for an...

    To be honest I don't think this really is his birthday, and that everyone has fallen for an elaborate decoy birthday... I'm sure we had this conversation before George... If only I could remember it.. Either way, I hope you enjoy your birthday whenever it may be.
  6. DainMK

    Sadly Peaches are used to make cider too. But let's be honest, what respectable gentleman would...

    Sadly Peaches are used to make cider too. But let's be honest, what respectable gentleman would drink Peach cider.. Perhaps we needs a Schnapps distillery?
  7. DainMK

    A far cry from other fruits. Apples are not hairy, or full of stones. 

    A far cry from other fruits. Apples are not hairy, or full of stones. 
  8. DainMK

    Community Managers

    HA! Community Rep nearly killed me, Community Manager sure as heck would finish the job. No, I found the role that works best for me thank you.  But good luck to whoever applies! Seriously.. Good luck ?
  9. DainMK

    The irony...

    Fantastic, then it is settled! I hope you don't feel that I am stepping on your 'toes!. So by my count we now have: One Apple King, one PeachMaster, and now the Potato Patriarch... I eagerly await the arrival of Tanoa, and the new agriculture it will bring to our community! P.S. @SPC Miller I...
  10. DainMK

    Welcome back! Good luck with the Marmite

    Welcome back! Good luck with the Marmite
  11. DainMK

    Guess that's revenge for my post.. My ship is on the horizon though Peaches. Watch your back...

    Guess that's revenge for my post.. My ship is on the horizon though Peaches. Watch your back...
  12. DainMK

    The irony...

    I'm sorry, Potato King? I'm afraid that is getting a little too close to the 'Apple King' brand.  May I suggest several alternatives to ensure my legal team do not have to involve themselves? (Obviously we will have to avoid the 'Master' and 'Preacher' brands also; the wrath of the PeachMaster...
  13. DainMK

    The irony...

    Oh no, the Peach trees, how horrible.. ..And how odd.. Who would do such a thing?... Before you say it, I have an alibi - you know I have been off the island, and even my powers do not stretch that far, or I'd have just done this a long time ago. Good job guarding your...
  14. DainMK

    Gosh darn it I thought you'd drowned! How long have you not been drowned for?? I thought I...

    Gosh darn it I thought you'd drowned! How long have you not been drowned for?? I thought I could afford to turn my back for a few weeks, but no!.. ..I'm sorry Peachums, I don't mean to be so annoyed you're not dead. I shall endeavour to return forthwith in order for you to exact your revenge...
  15. DainMK

    A magnificent sight, isn't it? Feel free to stay as long as you like, Apples are on...

    A magnificent sight, isn't it? Feel free to stay as long as you like, Apples are on me! Figuratively and literally... (Also, thank you for the boost in profile views! One word from betty and everyone's popping by - Hey Guys!)
  16. DainMK

    [Feature] Tanoa Farming

    This will be what makes be buy Apex. So far I've held out due to lack of funds, but now farming is a thing, I'll be getting it tonight. Great job on this Dev team!  @PeachMaster, as I am an honourable gentleman I shall give you first pick. So, which crop is it to be?
  17. DainMK

    Banned Friend

    Nathan "police are gay" over 999 dispatch, Breaking rp as well 2016-06-24 23:31:11 Hope this helps. I suggest he write a full and frank explanation in the dispute a ban link posted by Busterguy.
  18. DainMK

    EU Referendum Poll

    Today I took full advantage of my right to chose to vote! ...And as usual I chose not to vote at all. Perhaps I'm just losing the plot, but as far as I can tell there's reasonable arguments both for and against leaving/remaining. On top of that we have an astounding number of unreasonable...
  19. DainMK

    What happens at the peach fields...

    @Dr Normandon't worry, so far I haven't caught anyone dogging at the Orchards. As far as I'm concerned that sort of behaviour can stay at the Peach fields.
  20. DainMK

    Police Departements Research Divisions report!

    It was decided long ago that Apples and Peaches are of equal merit ((13.1) Any decision the staff team make is final.). That is not to say the same applies to their respective followers. As always, I strongly urge people to think about their decisions before pledging their lives to any fruit...
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