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  1. DainMK

    This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You know I'm truly...

    This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You know I'm truly incorruptible, don't you? I won't kill you out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and you won't kill me because you think I'm just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
  2. DainMK

    To many terms for my liking, I vote to ImPeach; let him fight it in the Court of Appels 🍏

    To many terms for my liking, I vote to ImPeach; let him fight it in the Court of Appels 🍏
  3. DainMK

    John wick - "I'm gonna F your wife"

    £150,000,000 in Apples you say? In my experience that is one of the most dangerous (but also most fulfilling) endeavours one could take up on this island. If you choose to live life on the edge and make your dream a reality, I can only wish you the best of luck, and some solid advice: Watch your...
  4. DainMK

    Fifth??

    Fifth??
  5. DainMK

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  6. DainMK

    Report a Player - [TD] Atek and [TD] Cain - RDM (Action Taken)

    I can upload a file before work if I drop the quality. If for whatever reason you want high quality footage, I can probably get that uploaded before midnight tonight. For now the extended cut will have to be done in low quality. This shows 3 minutes prior to the original footage, where I am...
  7. DainMK

    Report a Player - [TD] Atek and [TD] Cain - RDM (Action Taken)

    OK I'll have to keep this brief as I have things to attend to IRL today. @Lucas Lannister ; As far as this being a hostage situation, I thought I was the hostage. I was the only one in zipties, I was the one having to bargain for my life (between the mercs and TD), and the two mercenaries were...
  8. DainMK

    Report a Player - [TD] Atek and [TD] Cain - RDM (Action Taken)

    My apologies, I was under the impression Cain was the 'hobo in the hatchback'. Looking at your video [TD] Dan seems to be the driver. Your video shows Dan shouting at me in my truck from inside his car. My video does not pick any of this up. Perhaps he was shouting in the wrong channel...
  9. DainMK

    Report a Player - [TD] Atek and [TD] Cain - RDM (Action Taken)

    OK. I have done a little sleuthing. This doesn't look very optimistic. Atek seems to have just received an unban from a perm ban. Days ago... Now I remember why I left the staff team... Oh well, lets see what I can do. For the deciding staff member - As stated in the original report, I would be...
  10. DainMK

    Shhh, I'm keeping a low profile so I can build up reinforcements before the PeachMaster hears...

    Shhh, I'm keeping a low profile so I can build up reinforcements before the PeachMaster hears I've returned  (not that I have returned!)! If anyone asks, I am not the Apple farmer causing mischief at popular drug locations... No siree
  11. DainMK

    Report a Player - [TD] Atek and [TD] Cain - RDM (Action Taken)

    Your In-game name Dan McCain Name of the player(s) you are reporting [TD] Atek and [TD] Cain Date of the incident 08/08/18 Time of the incident (GMT) 1500 What best describes this incident ? RDM Which server did the incident take place on Server 1 Please (in detail) describe the...
  12. DainMK

    I pretend not to be here... But I'm here..

    I pretend not to be here... But I'm here..
  13. DainMK

    Apples for prestige

    Apple farming has always, and will always be the most prestigious of professions.  Are there now extra benefits for following this illustrious career path? I've been off the island too long...
  14. DainMK

    Quit whining Peaches, they grow back unusually fast.  I should know.. 🍏

    Quit whining Peaches, they grow back unusually fast.  I should know.. 🍏
  15. DainMK

    Is there any other type?

    Is there any other type?
  16. DainMK

    Oh are those some delicious Galas? Good choice. Thank you for the donation 🍏

    Oh are those some delicious Galas? Good choice. Thank you for the donation 🍏
  17. DainMK

    How do you like them Apples

    How do you like them Apples
  18. DainMK

    Minions?! They're my dear loved ones! ...that often carry out my bidding...

    Minions?! They're my dear loved ones! ...that often carry out my bidding...
  19. DainMK

    Urgent Ap'peal'! A donation of just one Apple picture could feed a family of hobos for literally...

    Urgent Ap'peal'! A donation of just one Apple picture could feed a family of hobos for literally minutes. PLEASE - submit your Apples NOW to https://www.roleplay.co.uk/profile/2808-peachmaster/ @JohnJoeegan @Khandamir @TomTheDoge @Azamai @Ram @Stoneman 😉 Thanks Chaps x
  20. DainMK

    Thank you for the nectarine. Now, wait just there while I make a few phone calls...

    Thank you for the nectarine. Now, wait just there while I make a few phone calls...
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