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  1. Dredd

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    I think you may be mistaking me for somebody else. Smells like eleven. I am Dredd, fucker of bitches, obtainer of money. Lamb curry. Every time. I'd flip for it. Neither of you would stay more than two days anyway. Tottenham. Next question. 
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    Good initiation vs Bad

    Personally, for me, as much as I hate the term 'initiation' because in my mind it means your sole intention is to gain the ability to kill without breaking a rule, I believe that the reaction is what counts.  If you threaten to cause harm to somebody if they fail to comply with your demands...
  3. Dredd

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    I stand corrected...
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    RIP AR/High command

    You know what they say about assumption...
  5. Dredd

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    It's pronounced with a J sound. Meat eaters are more energetic and intelligent. They also understand that it's okay to swallow. Creme Egg, all day. Gooch and up. Fourteen. Three cried. YES PLEASE. Chip butty. It was. It's gone now. I don't think I've ever spoken to @Wilco, so...
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    Selling rare guns (12) + attachments + more!

    10/10 would raid again.
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    We actually rolled out a new procedure shortly after the meeting yesterday. Essentially, the...

    We actually rolled out a new procedure shortly after the meeting yesterday. Essentially, the longer your stay in the Police, the less likely you are to be blacklisted. Unfortunately, this doesn't effect people who are already blacklisted.
  8. Dredd

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    Usually the earth spins around Dredd, but sometimes sits in when I'm sleepy.  I'm not sure what that means, so I'll go with the first one.  I don't even put my dirty washing away when guests come over, my toaster belongs on the side.  So far, not much seems to have happened other than...
  9. Dredd

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    I don't keep ketchup, but if I did, I'd keep it in the cupboard.  Depends what I'm puttin sauce on, but usually lots on the side for dipping.  What's roleplay? One would have to be very clever and very sneaky about capturing the Dredd if one wishes to slip away unnoticed.  Milk, one sugar. ...
  10. Dredd

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    Well, baby cows drink milk, just like any other mammal. Adults drink water.  Youd usually begin by putting bread into a toaster, but if you disagree with what the toaster calls 'properly toasted' you'd probably put your toast in.  No.  Quad bike every time. It's so versatile.  It's a...
  11. Dredd

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    Easy, fucking keep it. Next question.
  12. Dredd

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    I think I'd have to toss a coin and then flee to mother Russia. Putin would keep me safe from the aftermath.  Next question. 
  13. Dredd

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    West side is de best.  Next question. 
  14. Dredd

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    It is, however I don't smile very often, so most of the fairy population is safe until I have a baby or some shit.  Next question. 
  15. Dredd

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    This one.  Next question. 
  16. Dredd

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    I wouldn't say it belongs on pizza, but I've nothing against it being there.  I'm struggling with this question, because won't give a straight answer. However, I'm not a kebab man, so I'm going with the risky answer and saying I'll have the soup. (I'm dying of a disgusting cold.) Another...
  17. Dredd

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    Absolutely not.  Next question. 
  18. Dredd

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    This one however, fuck bitches, get money. 
  19. Dredd

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    Fucking massive mate. 185.3m long, 29.6m wide, the bow of the ship reaches 30m above the surface of the water and the hull sits around 10m below. Next question. THIS ISN'T A QUESTION YOU REBELLIOUS SWINE.
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