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Cheers buddy :) #MakeARACGreatAgain 😂 Not like I really bother with runs so might as well do something entertaining when I get trench-shock from the NHS despatcher

Yeah... you be a grumpy crap roleplayer to the medic that's come to revive you because you're missing out on the easter egg hunt, see how long we can drag the diagnosis out for...

Happy Ken's Autos of Malden Press Release from the office of Mr Ken Wataminpal, CEO Happy Ken's Autos Ltd., Malden We are pleased to announce that Happy Ken's Recovery Division has expanded to Altis, after a great deal of negotiation with the local government pen pushers, Mr Wataminpal has...

Streaming in 3! NHS https://www.twitch.tv/mrkrakenplays

Smugglers Outpost sells the sub, as does ConBoat ;) 

Life mod keybinds are hard-coded unfortunately. It's just the way the mod works, the keys or key combinations are pre-defined and compiled as part of the mission file. 

To be fair, everyone got healed really quick, then the "incident" occurred 

If you're just putting it on a vehicle aready spawned, in the INIT of the vehicle in editor.

Ambulance re-texturing stream in 5 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/mrkrakenplays/

You need to tell arma to use the textures. Also if it's an object that has random textures you need to disable the randomization  https://community.bistudio.com/wiki/setObjectTexture

17th at 12 noon. Sorry thought I'd put in the start that once first bid has been made 48hr until close

As cost price of the garage is £500k anyway, £750k remains the minimum. Also, I didn't see you scoff at a 15m B/O garage :P If it goes unsold then a friend will buy for cost value anyway :) 

Up for grabs is this rare opportunity to own a luxury garage, capable of storing even the largest of road-going vehicles within close proximity to local nefarious amenities. Situated in an ideal point between a small airstrip and the recently rejuvenated town of Abdera, with it's niche shopping...

Why else would we be forced to wear hi-vis stuff by the HSE? #Logic

After about 3 years I have returned to the sleepy island of Altis. Things have changed, but the soft morningsong of automatic rifle fire outside Kavala, the dulset thrum of a post collision explosions on the road to the airport bring it all sweeping back! New video series starts with  karma...

That's because my rifle was about as much use as a mormon at a gangbang

Not my finest hour... damn those bloody Stanag rounds not fitting the Katiba

Pretty much exactly the way I thought it should be (on both counts).  Thanks Mattch

Just wanted to clear something up, not wanting to lodge IPCC or anything like that as it's a bit of a wobbly line for one, no idea on the other.  Map markers, eg. Drug Processing markers, they wouldn't actually show up on a RP map would they? PC in character said "did you not see on the map it...

Howdy.  A long time ago, on a server far far away, back in the days of Tonic, I was quite an active RP'er, coder, texture maker and coding moderator over on the official Altis Life forum. Life got in the way and I slipped away from the community. Fired up Altis once more this evening and...