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  1. Sassy

    Roast the person above you thread

    Hidden Cam is that not the name of your latest porno Mateo before you ended up with an arse like a painters radio.
  2. Sassy

    RPUK Ministers

    I am sorry but I myself is the secretary of state for Scotland and we shall become independent from the power hungry elitist of westkavalaminister. 
  3. Sassy

    Looking for a new graphicscard.

    Just slap 3 1080s in their and your good to go m8 ;) 
  4. Sassy

    ARK 8 QUID BARGAINNNNNN

    Ive put more time into Ark than i have arma omfg its the best thing since jesus :D
  5. Sassy

    Report a Player - Lizzaran - VDM [Action Taken]

    Your In-game name SGT Sassy [KV911] Name of the player(s) you are reporting Lizzaran Date of the incident 09/01/2017 Time of the incident (GMT) 18 What best describes this incident ? VDM Which server did the incident take place on Server 1 Please (in detail) describe the incident...
  6. Sassy

    Roast the person above you thread

    Drew your teeth look like a mosh pit.
  7. Sassy

    Kavala Square until police arrive

    Haha watch the bit at the end its like the admins have just appeared :| hahaha 
  8. Sassy

    Roast the person above you thread

    Atleast i aint a medic :| 
  9. Sassy

    You aint even put in a application :| 

    You aint even put in a application :| 
  10. Sassy

    jack mordo comments

    If you dont unban this guy then you have no compassion :D haha
  11. Sassy

    Roast the person above you thread

    Your a mistake your parents were sliding down the Bannister at the shopping centre whilst your father had a wank at the bottom. Then when they went to the clinic the doctor couldn't find a big enough coat hanger to fish you out. Friends :P xoxoxo
  12. Sassy

    Roast the person above you thread

    @Drax O'Stavik you have a vagina like the inside of a cheese toastie!
  13. Sassy

    Join the cops ! 

    Join the cops ! 
  14. Sassy

    He can't become a president they said.

    This is the greatest thing ive ever seen haha
  15. Sassy

    For Honor Open BETA

    Im going to stab you in the face :D haha 
  16. Sassy

    For Honor Open BETA

    Your all getting stabbed when i get on :D 
  17. Sassy

    UNMC are good people too!

    I love my brown hat I cant believe i dont have it anymore :(
  18. Sassy

    Internet Speed That's Bad?

    Upload is terrible :D 
  19. Sassy

    Avon meeting

    We shall discuss at the next AVON board meeting if we will be hiring AVON Security to help us transfer 1 million batches of bukkake face cream 100% organic with a hint of chamomile and bay leaf. Can officers police place your orders by 2036 February as the next delivery is due out.  Thanks...
  20. Sassy

    Avon meeting

    Avon security does not hold legal bindings over Avon PLC or AVON Incorporated as it is a different branch completely. One sells face cream the other requires face cream good day :|  
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