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  1. blaze1981

    not sure where that came from but mine was due to my swollen testicles i guess

    not sure where that came from but mine was due to my swollen testicles i guess
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  2. blaze1981

    misses hit a wasp with a newspaper but only stunned it so it fell on my seat , i came down from...

    misses hit a wasp with a newspaper but only stunned it so it fell on my seat , i came down from the shower and sat down to check my emails before i put some clothes on and the rest they say is history lol 
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    being stung on the testicle by a wasp is not very much fun , im now sat on my sofa with it...

    being stung on the testicle by a wasp is not very much fun , im now sat on my sofa with it dipped in vinegar, anyone else have any remedies to help with a wasp sting
  4. blaze1981

    hmmmm not sure i like this  new way  4 reactions but only 1 counts towards forum rep , a change...

    hmmmm not sure i like this  new way  4 reactions but only 1 counts towards forum rep , a change of tactics may been needed 
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  5. blaze1981

    new forum looks sweet , just need to figure out how to carry on being a like whore and im good...

    new forum looks sweet , just need to figure out how to carry on being a like whore and im good to go😀
  6. blaze1981

    RPUK PUBG Tournament

    im up for it
  7. blaze1981

    UNMC 'FIST' THE RUSSIANS!

    it was banter ffs , why is everyone in this community so touchy these days , oh for the old days when everyone wasnt so fucking up tight, and for the record vacatio made the old unmc , the new unmc was the sequel whos backstory was made during the time lapse between the first unmc and second
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    This is Blaze. The "General" of the UNMC... Part 2

    im starting to feel bullied due to my superior skills 😂
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    UNMC 'FIST' THE RUSSIANS!

    sadly people dont read the backstory properly so i am not going to explain for the 100th time to police officers who obviously struggle to muster up a single brain cell between the lot of them why it is we have a russian flag on our uniform
  10. blaze1981

    i value my balls though , so a husband storage pod would be ideal 

    i value my balls though , so a husband storage pod would be ideal 
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  11. blaze1981

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-40609115 they seriously need to get this...

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-40609115 they seriously need to get this shit to the uk ASAP
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    UNMC Victory

    what it does prove , is that unmc can be merciful to there prisoners , and just because youve been taken hostage doesnt always mean you will be executed , people do get sent back alive some of the time
  13. blaze1981

    i would say he came to drop off the police car , but saw there were police in the station and...

    i would say he came to drop off the police car , but saw there were police in the station and didnt fancy being tazed on sight in a bluezone , so drove off and took it to athira pd instead 😀
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  14. blaze1981

    3 sleeps until the new season of  Game Of Thrones, this is probably the only time ill ever want...

    3 sleeps until the new season of  Game Of Thrones, this is probably the only time ill ever want a weekend to hurry up and piss off
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    i still think police hold the record for most moans in a day though my teamspeak never stops...

    i still think police hold the record for most moans in a day though my teamspeak never stops pinging after a gunfight lol 😀
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    R.I.P headset , seriously pubg has a lot to answer for , thats the second  one smashed in a...

    R.I.P headset , seriously pubg has a lot to answer for , thats the second  one smashed in a month due to that fucking game
  17. blaze1981

    like ive said there may be a rebel alliance but the unmc is nothing to do with it

    like ive said there may be a rebel alliance but the unmc is nothing to do with it
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  18. blaze1981

    jesus fucking christ how many times do i have to spell it out , there is NO UNMC REBEL ALLIANCE...

    jesus fucking christ how many times do i have to spell it out , there is NO UNMC REBEL ALLIANCE, we both have a common enemy who have bought on all the hostilities themselves by allowing certain sections of the police force to operate outside there own rules , just because we both have open...
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    just for the record, unmc didnt team up with anyone , we offered rebels a deal where by we will...

    just for the record, unmc didnt team up with anyone , we offered rebels a deal where by we will let them be for a while in exchange for high ranking prisoners , it just so happened that during a fight between police and rebels a unmc soldier was accidentaly rdm,d by cops resulting in unmc taking...
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  20. blaze1981

    probably stole your collection of google glasses 😂

    probably stole your collection of google glasses 😂
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