So i went to get a summer job with my band teacher helping him with driving the equipment.
I was talking to him at school and he goes "Can you be serious though?" and I said "yes," as a massive spider crawled down the wall (Michigan springs =fuck ton of big ass spiders.)
I then proceeded to scream "HOLY SHIT IT'S A MASSIVE FUCKING SPIDER" and kick the shit out of it.
I got the job.