Na nothing interesting for me in the police. 
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Kaden
DAMN!
I just wanted to boss you around :,(
I just wanted to boss you around :,(
Matt_
:Cool: :Crying2:
Kaden
Steph you have to listen to your higher ups!
I would patrol with you and not log your hours because i'm nice like that! shh
I would patrol with you and not log your hours because i'm nice like that! shh
Kaden
Good.
Did i tell you i killed someone today?
IRL
Did i tell you i killed someone today?
IRL
Ducky
this sounds like dialogue from a porno
Kaden
Steph are you in my house?
I legit killed a spider today. I walked into the web ran away got a shoe and smashed it. HERE IS WHERE IT GETS WEIRD, I hit it looked at my shoe no spider remains and it wasn't on the floor.
Moral of the story is that if you hit a spider hard enough, it lies in his coffin buried with a grave stone.
I'm a very bad man i know!
I legit killed a spider today. I walked into the web ran away got a shoe and smashed it. HERE IS WHERE IT GETS WEIRD, I hit it looked at my shoe no spider remains and it wasn't on the floor.
Moral of the story is that if you hit a spider hard enough, it lies in his coffin buried with a grave stone.
I'm a very bad man i know!
Matt_
:Cool:
Ducky
Good lad, you can take me to dinner anytime, spiders are fucking horrible. Did the world a favour lad. If you wanna go posh we can go to some fancy italian but I wouldn't mind going spoons. Also I have a pet moth so don't hit that when I take you back to my gaff. :Clown: