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GP Salty Vampire
Location
Cheshire, England, GB
Signature
NHS | Administrator/Consultant | Wannabe Head of Psychology
British Airways | Cpt S. Vampire | BA42|What am I meant to be doing?
Civilian | Pro La Fam | Nathan's Toilet
Quotes:
"Please, please have safe sex - or your dick will fall off." - Renegade
"We started off looking for tanks on Craigslist to looking for f****** SCAT meetups." - Kylan
"You know when you seal a parcel, you could just cum on it and nobody would find out. It'll all dry out and people will just think it's glue!" - Beecroft
"You see normal underwear, it holds your penis. But this Calvin Klein - it holds your penis, but it wiggles." - Vladimir Klashnikov
Trophies
8
8 Years
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7
7 Years
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6
6 Years
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5
5 Years
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4
4 Years
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3
3 Years
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2
2 Years
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1
1 Year
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